Ermm... Let's laugh loudly🔊

Let me make a beginning!

An egg and a stone fell into the sea together.
Egg: "I am freezing!"
Stone: "I am not afraid of the cold, I am a stone." Egg: "Then how can u talk?!"
The stone paused, thinking for a long time: "...Because I am a...talking stone?"

Egg: "Then how can you say u are not afraid of the cold? U don't even know u are a talking stone!"
Stone: "I am so hard!"

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Children make mistakes in the dark

Mistakes in the dark make children

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@kind_Panda I know this is the famous joke in lichess lol

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A panda walks into a diner, sits down at a booth, and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun, fires a shot into the air, and starts to head for the exit.
The waiter stops him and shouts, "What is the meaning of this? Why did you do that?"
The panda tosses a tattered dictionary toward him and says, "Look it up under 'panda'."
The waiter opens the dictionary and reads the definition: "Panda: A bear-like mammal found in China that eats, shoots, and leaves."

P.S.: @kind_Panda, are you?

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@PersyJackson yup panda behavior :)