Designers:

A: Look, we have similar ideas.
B: No! You stole my idea.

Programmers:

A: Mate, I stole your code.
B: It's not my code.

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@SleepKnight8 that's funny lol

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@Xzon77 See developers have funny sense :)

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Here are two tips:
1. Never say everything you're thinking.

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@PersyJackson lol

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1. 帅五进一？！ 将5进1？！

1. e4 e5
2. Ke2?? Ke7??

1. K-58 K-52